Make Your Bedroom A Hit...How to P.I.M.P. Out Your Interior Design.

This is where the magic happens....

Alright so you might not be a player, but if your crushing a lot you need to do it with style. We all know that just getting someone into your "love nest," is hard enough, so the last thing you want to do is spoil the moment with the god awful combination of untidiness and style-less decor that we call, rather generally, "the booty killer." So follow our lead and we will have your next big night looking larger than Big Pun himself, RIP.

Can You Guess What's Wrong With This Picture

This is what not getting laid looks like. First of all, if your room looks anything like the one pictured to the right, please stop reading this article immediately and CLEAN IT!!! Seriously there are so many things wrong with this picture we don't even know where to begin. Look closely and you will see that someone actually lives there, in fact, someone was actually sleeping at the time this photo was taken. Your bedroom should always be the cleanest room in the house, if you think about it, its the one room where we all spend most of our time. In many cultures the bedroom is the most sacred location in the home and remains off limits to even the most trusted guests. Your room should be a manifestation of yourself and if you are like us the last thing you would want is for someone to remember you the way you will remember the picture you just saw. Regardless of your current cleanliness level, you can benefit greatly from sticking to these simple principles.

1. Your room should feel sacred. It should be the most comfortable room in the home and you should always feel safe here. Treat it with the respect you know it deserves and you will live in bliss for years to come.
2. Keep your floor space as clean as the new Model S Tesla just came out with. Yeah we want one too, but in all reality its not difficult at all to keep your clothes on hanger or in the hamper.
3. Women dig a guy with a clean room, and men love a woman with a clean home. Its nature, don't F#$# with it.

Color The Walls Something Beautiful

One of the most basic lessons you learn as you start working with interior design is the importance that wall color plays in the overall composition of the room. The largest space in any room is and always will be the wall space, its simple geometry. So with this in mind take advantage of the opportunity to make a bold, unyielding choice with your wall paint. Choose a color that you can live with, intimately and don't rush the process. Test a variety of similar colors from the same palette and be sure to account for the color of the furniture you plan on using.
Another great way to add some style to your bedroom is by simply adding an accent wall. An accent wall is technical a wall whose design differs from the design of the other walls in the room, but for the purposes of this discussion we will be speaking specifically about color. Notice how the accent wall in the photo to the right creates a beautiful contrast, opening the space and adding depth.

• One way to paint an accent wall is to choose a color a couple of shades darker than the other walls. There are seven colors in the paint spectrum, but most paints are made up of multiple colors. For example, blue isn't just blue -- it usually has gray or green or yellow or red in it, which can make finding the right complement to the blue on your walls a real bear. You can find paint chips with a range of three to six shades in the same color family. This is a foolproof way to make sure you choose the right shade of gray-blue in a darker tone to complement your light gray-blue. If you really want to pack a punch, you can also choose a different, but complementary color all together.

Make Art, Not War

Art is one of the last rare, pure human expressions and the best thing about it is that almost any item qualifies as it. If you are as enthusiastic about these enhancements as us you can check out the full collection of hand painted wall water features here.
When Ron Burgundy said, "Stay Classy," he was talking about what you do in the bedroom. And being from the Whale's Vagina, we know what we are saying when we say you need to check out the amazing wall fountains pictured below. Keep in mind that these easy to install pieces are designed to hang on almost any wall and will run off of a standard 110 AC volt outlet. You will literally have your custom, hand made wall water feature up and running in minutes.
All of our art hanging water walls a great gift for any loved one! Just by themselves these stunning water fountains are a stylish way to decorate your wall. These water features are finished by hand... Totally Unique.... The art is hand painted on the rear side of the water feature face (does not contact water) so your piece always looks amazing...You can keep it forever.... Truly Amazing! These particular truly artistic fountains highlight the design and as you can tell this water feature looks great anywhere. Installation is a breeze, purchase yours today, and automatically get the natural luxury you have always dreamed of. There is never a better time than the present, give yourself the gift of peace and tranquility.

These will have your bedroom more active than a yoga class.

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Time To Be Honest

How would you rate your bedroom style? Be Honest.

• Messy like Marve. I never clean and I don't ever want to
• Sometimes its nice, sometimes its not. I am just too busy to be tidy all the time
• On point, I keep my room shining like a diamond.

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All Good Things Must End

Whether your a bedroom decorating O.G. or a complete newbie, we hope that this article has inspired you to make some changes domestically. Use some of the techniques outlined above and we are confident your entire attitude and persona will change. Nothing makes a person feel better than a clean, tranquil environment to lay their head in, so go ahead and make yours a palace. We know we will and until we meet again, keep it styling.

About The Author

This article was written by Patrick Maloy, an avid interior design specialist who enjoys sharing his passion for innovation with others. He is a talented entrepreneur who specializes in building, branding, and growing start-up e-commerce websites targeting niche related markets organically through the search engines. His passion for creating unique and unrivaled content is obvious as displayed throughout his many endeavors.